Burning One for One in Hell

"They're changing the Christmas program this year. It's going to be more like a play," she says.

My colleague and I take this in.

She continues, "They're even going to have a real, live baby Jesus."

My colleague thinks it over.

"You'd make a good wise man," I said to him.

"I'd bring the myrrh," he says.

"I'd want the gold," I state, "but I'd keep it!"

He laughs as we slip further down the slope of sacrilege.

"He and I wouldn't make good wise men," my colleague says to anyone listening. "We'd end up stopping at Sodom and Gomorrah and blowing all our cash."

"Sorry, Jesus," I say, "but I did get you this great t-shirt!"