Manual Transmission

"I Think I found a car for you," my colleague says to a student while we stand outside, smoking. "A nineteen eighty nine Jeep Wagoneer."

"Yeah well, cars cost money, man," the student replies. "How much was it?"

"Three-thousand."

"Well I only have a hundred bucks, and that's gotta last," the student retorts. "Manual or automatic?"

"Manual," my colleague says. "It's a truck."

"Fuck that, I can't do that," the student says. "Gotta have the shift."

"If you want to put your hand on something," my colleague shoots back, "grab your dick."