A colleague and I are behind our office building having a cigarette when one of his students approaches us. Clear skies, a sunny day, she says to my colleague:
"Isn't he hot?"
She's talking about me, I realize; this is a bit awkward. I look down at myself and then to my colleague, and notice that he is wearing a short-sleeve grey polo while I wear a blue, thin, long-sleeve shirt.
"No," I say, "This is light material. Lighter material than the shirt he's wearing," and I point to my colleague.
She laughs, and walks away towards her car.
Once she had walked out of earshot, my colleague says:
"Yeah, he's kind of hot."
"Fuck off," I say.
"Not really into dudes though."
Getting It All Together
----- Original Message -----
From: M***, A***
Sent: Monday, August 06, 2007 12:39 PM
Subject: Missing Book
A***
From: A***, M***
Sent: Mon 8/6/2007 9:56 PM
To: [List Hidden]
Subject: Re: Missing Book
Sorry A***,
The only books I have of yours right now are Salon Hair Driers: A Collector's Guide, and David Lee Roth's autobiograghy, Crazy From The Heat.
M***
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From: M***, A***Sent: Tues 8/7/2007 10:33 AM
To: [List Hidden]
Subject: Re: Missing Book
And M***, I still think I have your copy of BrittanyWatch: A Week in the Life of a Teen Idol. Simply riveting!
A***
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From: M***, A***Sent: Tues 8/7/2007 10:36 AM
To: [List Hidden]
Subject: Re: Missing Book
THe book is found!!! I had loaned it to P*** to scan one of our Core I readings. Thanks everyone for checking!
A***
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From: W***, P***Sent: Tues 8/7/2007 10:44 AM
To: [List Hidden]
Subject: Re: Missing Book
No, A***, you loaned me Leather and Lace: 100 Years of Celebrity Footwear for the Connoisseur.
P.
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