From a student questionnaire:
How did you hear about this institution?
The guy who called me said that if I didn't apply he'd kill my dog and make it look like an accident!
Burning One for One in Hell
"They're changing the Christmas program this year. It's going to be more like a play," she says.
My colleague and I take this in.
She continues, "They're even going to have a real, live baby Jesus."
My colleague thinks it over.
"You'd make a good wise man," I said to him.
"I'd bring the myrrh," he says.
"I'd want the gold," I state, "but I'd keep it!"
He laughs as we slip further down the slope of sacrilege.
"He and I wouldn't make good wise men," my colleague says to anyone listening. "We'd end up stopping at Sodom and Gomorrah and blowing all our cash."
"Sorry, Jesus," I say, "but I did get you this great t-shirt!"
My colleague and I take this in.
She continues, "They're even going to have a real, live baby Jesus."
My colleague thinks it over.
"You'd make a good wise man," I said to him.
"I'd bring the myrrh," he says.
"I'd want the gold," I state, "but I'd keep it!"
He laughs as we slip further down the slope of sacrilege.
"He and I wouldn't make good wise men," my colleague says to anyone listening. "We'd end up stopping at Sodom and Gomorrah and blowing all our cash."
"Sorry, Jesus," I say, "but I did get you this great t-shirt!"
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